The Grittlesnakes are a Long-Island-centric musical brain trust bent on world domination -- but, y’know, the nice kind.

Choked on irony and stinging like a bee, we are the Blofeld of blues, the Lex Luthor of punk, a primal pop slip‘n’slide of regurgitated junk.


What is the sinister portent of our ultimate goal?


ALL WILL BE REVEALED